Expansionist Free Geek

Location selection
There would be many criteria for deciding the best location for a new Free Geek, including:
 * Need
 * Wealth disparity
 * Environmental concerns (high levels of dumping)
 * Supply of computers
 * Grant availability
 * Cheap rent
 * Livability (we're planning on sending a live human being there)

Resource diversion
How much money would we spend on non-Mothership Free Geek's?

Investment/Return
Would we make deals with them that they give us big kickbacks in exchange for our startup support? (Say... 10% gross ad infinitum?)

The Bumbershoot
What is this mythical creature known as The Bumbershoot? Would it be democratically elected? Would it have a physical location, or just a PO Box like so many other-worldly beings?