User:Kelandris

Online, I've gone by Kel, or Kelandris the Mad, for upwards of sixteen years, waybackwhen there was no World Wide Web and we have woodburning cats.

Kelandris the mad is a character out of the two-book series by Zohra Greenhalgh, Contrarywise and Trickster's Touch. I liked the character. I adopted the name.

I've been volunteering time at Free Geek coming up on a month, mostly in Receiving, have been the Outreach Intern for about a week, and I just started giving tours.

I used to live in Spokane, Washington, and when I did, I ran Bad Movie Night, featuring mainly B movies. At this time, I presently own (on DVD or videocassette)


 * Anarchy TV, starring every (surviving) Zappa family member
 * Beowulf (the future is little metal breadpans)
 * Slash (the horror version of Old McDonald's Farm)
 * Slashers (Japanese reality game shows taken to their final extreme)
 * Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (the director was the lead star, his love interest--also his sister--did costumes, and there's homosexual necrophilia plus horrifically bad "acting"
 * Killer Klowns from Outer Space (great effects, genuinely low budget, and a song written by the Dickies--how can you go wrong?

I'd love to restart Bad Movie Night, but haven't found a large enough space. Maybe if I talk to some of the folks here...