Ham And Eggs - Revision history

Tonyc: serious? this is solid gold.

2013-12-12T04:31:31Z

serious? this is solid gold.

Mkille at 22:16, 24 September 2013

2013-09-24T22:16:05Z

Tonyc at 23:53, 19 July 2009

2009-07-19T23:53:30Z

Evilgold: removed | from the wikipedia links

2009-06-23T20:03:55Z

removed | from the wikipedia links

Tonyc: /* The Lesson */

2009-06-23T00:14:27Z

The Lesson

Tonyc: /* The Joke */

2009-06-23T00:10:50Z

The Joke

Tonyc: /* The Lesson */

2009-06-22T23:25:18Z

The Lesson

Tonyc: /* The Lesson */

2009-06-22T23:08:22Z

The Lesson

Tonyc: adding "roosters"

2009-06-22T23:05:14Z

adding "roosters"

Tonyc: /* The Lesson */

2009-06-22T23:01:15Z

The Lesson

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 "Hey, pig! Whad'ya say you and I open a food cart?"
-"I like it," says the pig. "What should we call it?"
+"That's a great idea," says the pig. "What should we call it?"
 "Hmmmmm..." says the chicken, scratching his beak. "I got it! We'll call it.....''Ham and Eggs''!"
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 "What's not to know? It's a no-brainer! It's brilliant," says the chicken. "It's low startup. We have everything we need to pull it off, and we'll be making money wing over hoof in no time!"
-"It's a good idea," says the pig. "It's just that...You'd be ''contributing'', but you wouldn't be...''committed.''"
+"It's a good idea," says the pig. "It's just that...You'd be ''contributing'', but only I'd be...''committed.''"
 ==The Lesson==

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 Individuals' different levels of responsibility and accountability in a project often necessitate different levels of participation, especially when the project needs to move forward quickly.
-This basic idea is built into [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agile_software_development| Agile Project Management] models, such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(development)| Scrum] to delineate roles between committed, core members of the project team, and active contributors who do not share equally in the ultimate stakes of success/failure of the project. In such models, the roles of participants are split between "pigs" and "chickens," with pigs composing the active project team, and chickens playing an active, but moderated, role in project planning. "Roosters," who have nothing to contribute to the project but vocalizations, are ideally not part of the project team in any capacity (although their vocalizations are still audible from the other side of the fence).
+This basic idea is built into [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agile_software_development Agile Project Management] models, such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(development) Scrum] to delineate roles between committed, core members of the project team, and active contributors who do not share equally in the ultimate stakes of success/failure of the project. In such models, the roles of participants are split between "pigs" and "chickens," with pigs composing the active project team, and chickens playing an active, but moderated, role in project planning. "Roosters," who have nothing to contribute to the project but vocalizations, are ideally not part of the project team in any capacity (although their vocalizations are still audible from the other side of the fence).
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 Individuals' different levels of responsibility and accountability in a project often necessitate different levels of participation, especially when the project needs to move forward quickly.
-This basic idea is built into [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agile_software_development| Agile Project Management] models, such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(development)| Scrum] to delineate roles between committed, core members of the project team, and active contributors who do not share equally in the ultimate stakes of success/failure of the project. In such models, the roles of participants are split between "pigs" and "chickens," with pigs composing the active project team, and chickens playing an active, but moderated, role in project planning. "Roosters," who have nothing to contribute but vocalizations, are ideally not part of the project team.
+This basic idea is built into [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agile_software_development| Agile Project Management] models, such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(development)| Scrum] to delineate roles between committed, core members of the project team, and active contributors who do not share equally in the ultimate stakes of success/failure of the project. In such models, the roles of participants are split between "pigs" and "chickens," with pigs composing the active project team, and chickens playing an active, but moderated, role in project planning. "Roosters," who have nothing to contribute to the project but vocalizations, are ideally not part of the project team in any capacity (although their vocalizations are still audible from the other side of the fence).
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 ==The Joke==
-A pig and a chicken are grabbing burritos at La Brasera, when the chicken has spark of inspiration.
+A pig and a chicken are grabbing burritos at La Brasera, when the chicken has a spark of inspiration.
-"Hey, pig! Whad'ya say you and I open up a food cart?"
+"Hey, pig! Whad'ya say you and I open a food cart?"
-"That's a great idea," says the pig. "What should we call it?"
+"I like it," says the pig. "What should we call it?"
 "Hmmmmm..." says the chicken, scratching his beak. "I got it! We'll call it.....''Ham and Eggs''!"
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 "I don't know," says the pig, wiping salsa from his snout.
-"What's not to know? It's a no-brainer! It's brilliant," says the chicken. "It's low startup. We have everything we need to pull it off, and we'll be pulling in money wing over hoof in no time!"
+"What's not to know? It's a no-brainer! It's brilliant," says the chicken. "It's low startup. We have everything we need to pull it off, and we'll be making money wing over hoof in no time!"
-"It's just that....well...," the pig continues. "You'd be ''contributing'', but you wouldn't be...''committed.''"
+"It's a good idea," says the pig. "It's just that...You'd be ''contributing'', but you wouldn't be...''committed.''"
 ==The Lesson==

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 ==The Lesson==
-Individuals' involvement in a project often necessitate different levels of responsibility and accountability.
+Individuals' different levels of responsibility and accountability in a project often necessitate different levels of participation.
 This idea built into [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agile_software_development| Agile Project Management] models, such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(development)| Scrum] to delineate roles between committed, core members of the project team, and active contributors who do not share equally in the ultimate stakes of success/failure of the project. In such models, the roles of participants are split between "pigs" and "chickens," with pigs composing the active project team, and chickens playing an active, but moderated, advisory role. "Roosters," who have nothing to contribute but vocalizations, are ideally excluded altogether.
 [[category: memes]]