Difference between revisions of "System Evaluation 0 Overview"

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     getlabel        [label="Go to\nto RECEIVING\nand thoroughly scold them", fontsize="11", shape="box"]
 
     getlabel        [label="Go to\nto RECEIVING\nand thoroughly scold them", fontsize="11", shape="box"]
 
     tallyit        [label="Copy info\nfrom label to\nKEEPER TALLY SHEET", fontsize="11"]
 
     tallyit        [label="Copy info\nfrom label to\nKEEPER TALLY SHEET", fontsize="11"]
     labelit        [label="Find a sledge hammer", fontsize="11", shape="box"]
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     laptopincoming  [label="Take system to\nLAPTOP INCOMING", style="bold", shape="box"]
     mineit          [label="Follow instructions in\nREMOVING COMPONENTS\nFROM RECYCLED SYSTEMS\n(then come back here)", fontsize="11", shape="box", URL="/index.php/Removing_components_from_recycled_systems"]
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     mineit          [label="REMOVE ALL COMPONENTS\n(send everything you can't identify to the WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", shape="box", URL="/index.php/Removing_components_from_recycled_systems"]  
    putoncart      [label="Put on\nthe CART\n(label and back\nvisible)", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"]
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     received        [label="Is it a\nCOMPUTER?\n(Ask someone in receiving)", fontsize="11"]
     received        [label="Has it been\nRECEIVED?\n(Ask someone in receiving)", fontsize="11"]
 
 
     start          [label="START HERE", shape="box", fontsize="11", style="bold"]
 
     start          [label="START HERE", shape="box", fontsize="11", style="bold"]
     tallyit        [label="Copy NUMBER ROLLED to\nTALLY SHEET", fontsize="11", shape="box"]
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     laptop          [label="Is it a\nLAPTOP?\n(Does it have a built in monitor?)"]
     triage          [label="Go back to the beginning\nof THIS CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS.\n(then come back here)", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"]
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    motherboard    [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The YELLOW and BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"]
     triageoutcome   [label="Roll a TEN SIDED DIE\nWhat is your score?", fontsize="11"]
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     triage          [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The GREEN without BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"]
     waiting        [label="Drop kick the system into\the WAITING FOR SYSTEM EVALUATION 2\npile", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_2_Overview", shape="box", style="bold"]
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     case   [label="Go through the GREEN without YELLOW CHART", fontsize="11"]
     whitehole      [label="Torch it\n(then take it to the WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"]
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     waiting        [label="Drop kick the\nsystem into the\nWAITING\npile", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_2_Overview", shape="box", style="bold"]
 +
     whitehole      [label="Torch it\n(then take it to\nthe WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"]
  
  
     start -> received
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     start -> alreadyrejected
     received -> alreadyrejected [taillabel="YES"]
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    alreadyrejected -> received [taillabel="YES"]
 +
     received -> compatible [label="YES"]
 
     received -> getlabel [label="NO"]
 
     received -> getlabel [label="NO"]
     getlabel -> alreadyrejected
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     getlabel -> laptop
    alreadyrejected -> tallyit [taillabel="YES"]
 
 
     alreadyrejected -> compatible [taillabel="NO"]
 
     alreadyrejected -> compatible [taillabel="NO"]
 
     compatible -> askwhere [taillabel="NO"]
 
     compatible -> askwhere [taillabel="NO"]
     compatible -> triage [taillabel="YES"]
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     compatible -> laptop [taillabel="YES"]
     triage -> triageoutcome
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    laptop -> triage
     triageoutcome -> labelit [label="PRIME\nNUMBER"]
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    laptop -> laptopincoming
     triageoutcome -> waiting [label="OTHER"]
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     triage -> case
     triageoutcome -> whitehole [label="PERFECT\nSQUARE"]
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     case-> motherboard [label="bad case"]
    labelit -> tallyit
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     motherboard -> tallyit [label="OTHER"]
 +
     case -> whitehole [label="good case"]
 
     tallyit -> mineit
 
     tallyit -> mineit
     mineit -> putoncart
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     mineit -> waiting
 
      
 
      
 
   }
 
   }
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* Enemigo
 
* Enemigo
  
[[Category: Prebuild]]
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[[Category: April Fools]]
[[Category: Triage]]
 

Latest revision as of 16:48, 29 March 2008

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   askwhere        [label="Set it up with\na BLIND DATE\nwith your best friend", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"]
   compatible      [label="Is it COMPATIBLE\nCheck its moon sign\nand its rising sign.\nCompare with your sun sign and\na qualified astrologer.", fontsize="11"]
   getlabel        [label="Go to\nto RECEIVING\nand thoroughly scold them", fontsize="11", shape="box"]
   tallyit         [label="Copy info\nfrom label to\nKEEPER TALLY SHEET", fontsize="11"]
   laptopincoming  [label="Take system to\nLAPTOP INCOMING", style="bold", shape="box"]
   mineit          [label="REMOVE ALL COMPONENTS\n(send everything you can't identify to the WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", shape="box", URL="/index.php/Removing_components_from_recycled_systems"] 
   received        [label="Is it a\nCOMPUTER?\n(Ask someone in receiving)", fontsize="11"]
   start           [label="START HERE", shape="box", fontsize="11", style="bold"]
   laptop          [label="Is it a\nLAPTOP?\n(Does it have a built in monitor?)"]
   motherboard     [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The YELLOW and BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"]
   triage          [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The GREEN without BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"]
   case   [label="Go through the GREEN without YELLOW CHART", fontsize="11"]
   waiting         [label="Drop kick the\nsystem into the\nWAITING\npile", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_2_Overview", shape="box", style="bold"]
   whitehole       [label="Torch it\n(then take it to\nthe WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"]


   start -> alreadyrejected
   alreadyrejected -> received [taillabel="YES"]
   received -> compatible [label="YES"]
   received -> getlabel [label="NO"]
   getlabel -> laptop
   alreadyrejected -> compatible [taillabel="NO"]
   compatible -> askwhere [taillabel="NO"]
   compatible -> laptop [taillabel="YES"]
   laptop -> triage
   laptop -> laptopincoming
   triage -> case
   case-> motherboard [label="bad case"]
   motherboard -> tallyit [label="OTHER"]
   case -> whitehole [label="good case"]
   tallyit -> mineit
   mineit -> waiting
   
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Incompatibles:

  • Apple, etc:
    • Macintosh
    • Granny Smith
    • Apple Sauce
    • Anything that looks like a pear
  • Sun
  • Moon
  • Stars
  • Amiga
  • Enemigo