Difference between revisions of "System Evaluation 0 Overview"
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getlabel [label="Go to\nto RECEIVING\nand thoroughly scold them", fontsize="11", shape="box"] | getlabel [label="Go to\nto RECEIVING\nand thoroughly scold them", fontsize="11", shape="box"] | ||
tallyit [label="Copy info\nfrom label to\nKEEPER TALLY SHEET", fontsize="11"] | tallyit [label="Copy info\nfrom label to\nKEEPER TALLY SHEET", fontsize="11"] | ||
− | + | laptopincoming [label="Take system to\nLAPTOP INCOMING", style="bold", shape="box"] | |
mineit [label="REMOVE ALL COMPONENTS\n(send everything you can't identify to the WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", shape="box", URL="/index.php/Removing_components_from_recycled_systems"] | mineit [label="REMOVE ALL COMPONENTS\n(send everything you can't identify to the WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", shape="box", URL="/index.php/Removing_components_from_recycled_systems"] | ||
− | + | received [label="Is it a\nCOMPUTER?\n(Ask someone in receiving)", fontsize="11"] | |
− | received [label=" | ||
start [label="START HERE", shape="box", fontsize="11", style="bold"] | start [label="START HERE", shape="box", fontsize="11", style="bold"] | ||
− | + | laptop [label="Is it a\nLAPTOP?\n(Does it have a built in monitor?)"] | |
− | triage [label="Go back to the beginning\nof | + | motherboard [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The YELLOW and BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"] |
− | + | triage [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The GREEN without BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"] | |
− | waiting [label="Drop kick the | + | case [label="Go through the GREEN without YELLOW CHART", fontsize="11"] |
− | whitehole [label="Torch it\n(then take it to | + | waiting [label="Drop kick the\nsystem into the\nWAITING\npile", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_2_Overview", shape="box", style="bold"] |
+ | whitehole [label="Torch it\n(then take it to\nthe WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"] | ||
− | start -> received | + | start -> alreadyrejected |
− | received -> | + | alreadyrejected -> received [taillabel="YES"] |
+ | received -> compatible [label="YES"] | ||
received -> getlabel [label="NO"] | received -> getlabel [label="NO"] | ||
− | getlabel -> | + | getlabel -> laptop |
− | |||
alreadyrejected -> compatible [taillabel="NO"] | alreadyrejected -> compatible [taillabel="NO"] | ||
compatible -> askwhere [taillabel="NO"] | compatible -> askwhere [taillabel="NO"] | ||
− | compatible -> | + | compatible -> laptop [taillabel="YES"] |
− | triage -> | + | laptop -> triage |
− | + | laptop -> laptopincoming | |
− | + | triage -> case | |
− | + | case-> motherboard [label="bad case"] | |
− | + | motherboard -> tallyit [label="OTHER"] | |
+ | case -> whitehole [label="good case"] | ||
tallyit -> mineit | tallyit -> mineit | ||
− | mineit -> | + | mineit -> waiting |
} | } | ||
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* Enemigo | * Enemigo | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category: April Fools]] |
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Latest revision as of 16:48, 29 March 2008
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digraph H {
alreadyrejected [label="Has it\nalready been\nREJECTED?\n(Does it seem sad?)", fontsize="11"] askwhere [label="Set it up with\na BLIND DATE\nwith your best friend", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"] compatible [label="Is it COMPATIBLE\nCheck its moon sign\nand its rising sign.\nCompare with your sun sign and\na qualified astrologer.", fontsize="11"] getlabel [label="Go to\nto RECEIVING\nand thoroughly scold them", fontsize="11", shape="box"] tallyit [label="Copy info\nfrom label to\nKEEPER TALLY SHEET", fontsize="11"] laptopincoming [label="Take system to\nLAPTOP INCOMING", style="bold", shape="box"] mineit [label="REMOVE ALL COMPONENTS\n(send everything you can't identify to the WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", shape="box", URL="/index.php/Removing_components_from_recycled_systems"] received [label="Is it a\nCOMPUTER?\n(Ask someone in receiving)", fontsize="11"] start [label="START HERE", shape="box", fontsize="11", style="bold"] laptop [label="Is it a\nLAPTOP?\n(Does it have a built in monitor?)"] motherboard [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The YELLOW and BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"] triage [label="Go back to the beginning\nof The GREEN without BLUE CHART\nand then come back here\nfor further INSTRUCTIONS", shape="box", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_1_Triage"] case [label="Go through the GREEN without YELLOW CHART", fontsize="11"] waiting [label="Drop kick the\nsystem into the\nWAITING\npile", fontsize="11", URL="/index.php?title=System_Evaluation_2_Overview", shape="box", style="bold"] whitehole [label="Torch it\n(then take it to\nthe WHITE HOLE)", fontsize="11", style="bold", shape="box"]
start -> alreadyrejected alreadyrejected -> received [taillabel="YES"] received -> compatible [label="YES"] received -> getlabel [label="NO"] getlabel -> laptop alreadyrejected -> compatible [taillabel="NO"] compatible -> askwhere [taillabel="NO"] compatible -> laptop [taillabel="YES"] laptop -> triage laptop -> laptopincoming triage -> case case-> motherboard [label="bad case"] motherboard -> tallyit [label="OTHER"] case -> whitehole [label="good case"] tallyit -> mineit mineit -> waiting }
</graphvizr>
Incompatibles:
- Apple, etc:
- Macintosh
- Granny Smith
- Apple Sauce
- Anything that looks like a pear
- Sun
- Moon
- Stars
- Amiga
- Enemigo