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| − | Fat | + | ;Fat |
| + | :Your motherboard is so fat she takes a 1200 W power supply! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so fat ... | ||
| − | Your motherboard is so | + | ;Old |
| − | Your motherboard is so | + | :Your motherboard is so old she's a grandmother board! |
| + | :Your motherboard is so old you gotta overclock her with a sundial! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so old she uses a monacle for a video card! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so old the only compatible sound card is a player piano! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so old she's got LP's for her hard drive platters! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so old she uses a bellows for cooling! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so old you gotta turn a crank to start her! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so old she's got a wooden POST! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so old ... | ||
| − | + | ;Ugly | |
| + | :Your motherboard is so ugly you have to blindfold the hard drives to interface with her! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so ugly her ports gotta run in promiscuous mode to get a DHCPOFFER! | ||
| + | :Your motherboard is so ugly ... | ||
| − | + | ;Mean | |
| − | + | :Your motherboard is so mean she ain't got fans, she got detractors! | |
| − | + | :Your motherboard is so mean ... | |
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| − | Your motherboard is so | ||
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| − | Your motherboard is so | ||
| − | + | ;Forgetful | |
| + | :Your motherboard is so forgetful she stands you up for NTP dates! | ||
| − | + | ;Poor | |
| − | + | :Your motherboard is so poor she has to borrow cache from the keyboard! | |
| − | + | :Your motherboard is so poor she don't got cache, she got food stamps! | |
| − | + | :Your motherboard is so poor ... | |
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| − | Poor | ||
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| − | Your motherboard is so poor she has to borrow cache from the keyboard! | ||
| − | Your motherboard is so poor she don't got cache, she got food stamps! | ||
| − | Your motherboard is so poor ... | ||
Revision as of 18:55, 26 January 2007
Your motherboard is so {fat | ugly | mean | old | forgetful | poor} ...!
This is an incomplete list and needs to be augmented.
- Fat
- Your motherboard is so fat she takes a 1200 W power supply!
- Your motherboard is so fat ...
- Old
- Your motherboard is so old she's a grandmother board!
- Your motherboard is so old you gotta overclock her with a sundial!
- Your motherboard is so old she uses a monacle for a video card!
- Your motherboard is so old the only compatible sound card is a player piano!
- Your motherboard is so old she's got LP's for her hard drive platters!
- Your motherboard is so old she uses a bellows for cooling!
- Your motherboard is so old you gotta turn a crank to start her!
- Your motherboard is so old she's got a wooden POST!
- Your motherboard is so old ...
- Ugly
- Your motherboard is so ugly you have to blindfold the hard drives to interface with her!
- Your motherboard is so ugly her ports gotta run in promiscuous mode to get a DHCPOFFER!
- Your motherboard is so ugly ...
- Mean
- Your motherboard is so mean she ain't got fans, she got detractors!
- Your motherboard is so mean ...
- Forgetful
- Your motherboard is so forgetful she stands you up for NTP dates!
- Poor
- Your motherboard is so poor she has to borrow cache from the keyboard!
- Your motherboard is so poor she don't got cache, she got food stamps!
- Your motherboard is so poor ...