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:Your motherboard is so old you gotta turn a crank to start her! | :Your motherboard is so old you gotta turn a crank to start her! | ||
:Your motherboard is so old she's got a wooden POST! | :Your motherboard is so old she's got a wooden POST! | ||
+ | :Your motherboard is so old she POSTs in hieroglyphics. | ||
:Your motherboard is so old ... | :Your motherboard is so old ... | ||
Latest revision as of 13:33, 29 June 2012
Your motherboard is so {fat | ugly | mean | old | forgetful | poor} ...!
This is an incomplete list and needs to be augmented.
- Fat
- Your motherboard is so fat she takes a 1200 W power supply!
- Your motherboard is so fat ...
- Old
- Your motherboard is so old she's a grandmother board!
- Your motherboard is so old you gotta overclock her with a sundial!
- Your motherboard is so old she uses a monacle for a video card!
- Your motherboard is so old the only compatible sound card is a player piano!
- Your motherboard is so old she's got LP's for her hard drive platters!
- Your motherboard is so old she uses a bellows for cooling!
- Your motherboard is so old you gotta turn a crank to start her!
- Your motherboard is so old she's got a wooden POST!
- Your motherboard is so old she POSTs in hieroglyphics.
- Your motherboard is so old ...
- Ugly
- Your motherboard is so ugly you have to blindfold the hard drives to interface with her!
- Your motherboard is so ugly her ports gotta run in promiscuous mode to get a DHCPOFFER!
- Your motherboard is so ugly ...
- Mean
- Your motherboard is so mean she ain't got fans, she got detractors!
- Your motherboard is so mean ...
- Forgetful
- Your motherboard is so forgetful she stands you up for NTP dates!
- Poor
- Your motherboard is so poor she has to borrow cache from the keyboard!
- Your motherboard is so poor she don't got cache, she got food stamps!
- Your motherboard is so poor ...