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Overview

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Rubber Band Ball

This page contains links to the set of expected skills and how they are evaluated for each badge. To jump to more information for the badge, please click on the link under the image for each badge (e.g., Under Apoo from the Simpsons is the link for the Till Operation badge. This page is also intended to keep track of which individuals have mastered which skills (badges) in a humorous and table-intensive way. Please note that a person does not formally attain a tier until reciting the oath for that tier, complete with the horned salute (see image to the left of the oath).

*The Rubber Band Ball Merit Badges*

	Orientation	Gathering	Processing	Neatening	Stocking
Leah	Tonyc	Tonyc	Tonyc	Tonyc	Tonyc
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**The Rubber Band Ball Oath**
	"I will faithfully execute all the menial, repetitive and thankless tasks I have learned, and will continue to do so as long as I'm working in the Thrift Store, regardless of any lofty station or rank I may attain. I will do this work with the stoic grace of Sisyphus, and I will teach others to do the same."

Price Gun

*The Pricing Gun Merit Badges*

	Customer Service	Pricing	Till Operation	Advanced Gathering	Elective
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**The Pricing Gun Oath**
	"I understand my primary role in the Thrift Store is to assist customers by maintaining a neat stock of accurately priced goods, and by assisting them in finding what they need. I accept the fact that the customers' satisfaction is more important than my own, even when they are being big jerk-faces. When I feel like smothering a customer, I will do so only with kindness. I will be fully engaged, present and polite while I am on the floor. I will say "no" when needed, and I will do it in such a way the customer understands why."

Atari 2600 Game Controller

The Whistle

*The Whistle Merit Badges*

	Capt. James Tiberius Kirk	Capt. Sulu	Capt. Spock	Capt. Montgomery Scott
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