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| − | + | On the phone | |
| + | * Where would I find one of those? | ||
| + | ** I'd recommend looking on Craig's list | ||
| + | * Right! Right. I hadn't thought of that. | ||
| + | (pause) | ||
| + | * What's their number? | ||
| + | |||
| + | *I need a cable to plug my phone into the Google. | ||
| + | |||
| + | In person | ||
| + | *What's this [pointing at gizmo, priced $5]? | ||
| + | ** I don't know. | ||
| + | *Do I need it? | ||
| + | ** (pause) I don't know what that is. I don't know what is does. | ||
| + | * Can you find out for me? | ||
| + | ** Well why do think you need it? Your life has probably been going fine without it. | ||
| + | * I don't know. It just looks so nice. | ||
| + | ** Well, why don't you google the model number? | ||
| + | * Thats an idea. How do I do that? | ||
| + | ** Type the model number into the search field for google. | ||
| + | * Which number is the model number? | ||
| + | * Probably the largest number on the back of the device | ||
| + | ** Can you read it for me? I can't see it. | ||
| + | * <after a sigh> Sure, its [the model number] | ||
| + | ** Can you write that down for me | ||
| + | * <grumpily> sure, I'd love to do that! | ||
| + | * Can you show me how to do the google? | ||
| + | [I walked out of the room at this point] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:00, 5 December 2009
On the phone
- Where would I find one of those?
- I'd recommend looking on Craig's list
- Right! Right. I hadn't thought of that.
(pause)
- What's their number?
- I need a cable to plug my phone into the Google.
In person
- What's this [pointing at gizmo, priced $5]?
- I don't know.
- Do I need it?
- (pause) I don't know what that is. I don't know what is does.
- Can you find out for me?
- Well why do think you need it? Your life has probably been going fine without it.
- I don't know. It just looks so nice.
- Well, why don't you google the model number?
- Thats an idea. How do I do that?
- Type the model number into the search field for google.
- Which number is the model number?
- Probably the largest number on the back of the device
- Can you read it for me? I can't see it.
- <after a sigh> Sure, its [the model number]
- Can you write that down for me
- <grumpily> sure, I'd love to do that!
- Can you show me how to do the google?
[I walked out of the room at this point]