Difference between revisions of "The Sash"

Revision as of 14:34, 8 May 2009

Overview

Rubber Band Ball

Price Gun

Atari 2600 Game Controller

The Whistle

Please populate me

This page contains links to the set of expected skills and how they are evaluated for each badge. To jump to more information for the badge, please click on the link under the image for each badge (e.g., Under Apoo from the Simpsons is the link for the Till Operation badge. This page is also intended to keep track of which individuals have mastered which skills (badges) in a humorous and table-intensive way. Please note that a person does not formally attain a tier until reciting the oath for that tier, complete with the horned salute (see image to the left of the oath).

*The Rubber Band Ball Merit Badges*

	Orientation	Gathering	Processing	Neatening	Stocking
CadetName
CadetName
CadetName
CadetName

**The Rubber Band Ball Oath**
	"I will faithfully execute all the menial, repetitive and thankless tasks I have learned, and will continue to do so as long as I'm working in the Thrift Store, regardless of any lofty station or rank I may attain. I will do this work with the stoic grace of Sisyphus, and I will teach others to do the same."

**The Pricing Gun Oath**
	"Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum."

Customer Service

Till Operation

Advanced Gathering

*The Whistle Merit Badges*

	Orientation	Gathering	Processing	Neatening
CadetName

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