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Please populate me
Rubber Band Ball
This page contains links to the set of expected skills and how they are evaluated for each badge. To jump to more information for the badge, please click on the link under the image for each badge (e.g., Under Apoo from the Simpsons is the link for the Till Operation badge. This page is also intended to keep track of which individuals have mastered which skills (badges) in a humorous and table-intensive way. Please note that a person does not formally attain a tier until reciting the oath for that tier, complete with the horned salute (see image to the left of the oath).
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"I will faithfully execute all the menial, repetitive and thankless tasks I have learned, and will continue to do so as long as I'm working in the Thrift Store, regardless of any lofty station or rank I may attain. I will do this work with the stoic grace of Sisyphus, and I will teach others to do the same." |
Price Gun
Customer Service | Pricing | Till Operation | Advanced Gathering | Elective | Elective | |
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"Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum. Ipso Lorem Yer Momum." |
Atari 2600 Game Controller
The Whistle
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